My first open houses are tomorrow~ Let out a cheer! July 13, 2008

Yep, I got cornered in the office, by Mrs. beendoingthisfor700hundredyears, andiwantyoutoholdmyopenhouse~causeyoulooklikesomeonethatcanwriteacontractandsellahouse. sigh, if someone wants to write an offer tomorrow, I got to call Mrs. know everything after 700 hundred years , cause I still have no idea what im doing….here I have a bunch of tin signs in the back of my Jag, that I’m sure are making a really big ass hole in my trunk liner…along with 20 check-in sheets with my photo on them, and I’m still figuring out what fake name to put on first…like they wont know in the first two minutes of the open that I planted that fake name there, I’m toying with sally struthers , I feel like I’m living in an episode of three’s company, and the joke is on me…the dumb blond……all this plus Mrs 700 sending me an Email with directions to where the signs are to be placed, north …south …east… west north west corner and south east intersection….what does she think I am ~ a Compass? … Plus included in my mailbox was a bunch of spec. sheets…..and I’m caught wondering where Ive placed my mace…. cause all Ive read… all day long… is that I’m going to be a target and end up raped and handcuffed while my cell phone is going to be repeatedly dialing 911….and Charlie hasn’t been released yet~ so I’m beginning to think my photo, on my business cards was not a good idea after all? On top of all of this…. I’m worried about~and Ive been given permission to write about…. my girlfriend, who’s dating a professional baseball coach and Ive held back because I don’t want to upset her personal life…but baby, the guy is a pig…short and sweet, PIG PIG PIG….HE DOESN’T VALUE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE HES SOooooooo CAUGHT UP IN HIMSELF- and that is sweetie, simply not going to change. I love you, and your far better than him on his best day….and if you cant find the place within yourself that checks your heart,… that your better than this, …I cant help you find it~ however, I will be down to pick you up and drag your very attractive fanny back here to enjoy time with those that care about ya….couldn’t think of a better start to my week! ( after my opens of course….because beer sluggers and pole dancers are dying to see the property’s that I’m hanging out at holding open tomorrow….I know, gotta start at the bottom…willing to pay my dues, with a big gasping sigh,…….)